Tooth Bomb

The time bomb in my mouth finally exploded.

For more than 20 years I’d been warned this could happen and urged to take action. But for more than 20 years no-action has done the job.

The school dentist set the bomb when I was 10. A year or two later, after the school dentist program was scrapped, a grumpy tobacco-fingered private dentist pronounced the filling a disaster waiting to happen.

But nothing happened. Apart from gasps of horror every time I had a dental x-ray. Gasps that were closely followed by dire warnings of impending doom. But still, nothing happened.

The dental checkup before my trip to Nepal – a trip I only mentioned when I spotted a magnificent print of the Himalaya on the dentist’s wall — ended with a warning that the faulty filling could explode at altitude, so a root canal was urgent. I took my chances and the only damage from my Nepal trip was a bruised jaw from where I kept poking myself to see if my tooth hurt.

When it was time for my post-Nepal dental checkup, I discovered the dentist had done a runner with the payroll. I decided his advice was as shonky as my old school dentist’s filling skills.

Over the years, dentists seemed to become more mellow about my outsized filling. The last advice I remember — and I may have chosen to forget unsuitable advice — was to wait for my tooth to hurt and then get the much-discussed root canal.

And so, a tooth twinge, during a weekend away caused me to pause, mid-chew. “My tooth hurts,” I mumbled around a mouthful.

But by the time I finished my announcement, the twinge was over. A few experimental pokes of the area with my tongue didn’t cause any pain, and I thought I was free and clear. For another 20 years or so.

The free pass only lasted half a day. The pain crept up during the three-hour bus trip back to Chiang Mai. By the next morning, there was a dull aching throb in my jaw and a stamp of pain when I chewed.

I bit the bullet and made an appointment with a dentist.

I arrived a little late for my 1.30pm appointment. But the consultation was incredibly brief. A tap on the tooth and an x-ray confirmed my diagnosis. The filling was fucked. So to speak. “The black lines are the infection,” the dentist said, pointing to an x-ray that contained an awful lot of black.

I was all psyched up to deal with the filling immediately, but the dentist told me I had to come back at 4.30pm to see his colleague. Just enough time to get home, put my feet up for 30 minutes, then get back. Instead of that insanity, I decided to cool my heels at a cafe in town while worms writhed anxiously in my chest and a team of nanobots sank their tiny knife-like claws into my nerve endings and pulled half my face into a wince.

My eye socket started to ache and so I took my grossly distorted face back to the dentist early, hoping the invisible elephantitis of pain — and the visible x-rayed lines of infection — would be dealt with immediately.

“Please wai a momen,” the lovely receptionist said when I sailed in slightly after 4pm. And I buried my head in a book and tried to ignore the squeal of the drill filling the waiting area.

I finished my book. I stared at the wall and ignored the drill some more.

Slightly after 5pm the lovely receptionist approached. “If you are boring, we have internet,” she said. I told her I felt very boring and she led me to a tiny alcove off the waiting area.

Slightly after 6.30pm she returned, and led me to the dentist’s room.

I am eager to get the surgery underway. Adrenaline has been coursing through my body for hours and I am exhausted, cold and shaky. I just want it to be over.

But the kind-eyed lady dentist says there’s a problem. “The body has tried to heal itself,” she says, pointing to the x-ray of my tooth, which looks like a bandy-legged farmer carrying a wine barrel. There is just enough of the neighbouring tooth on display for her to point out the problem. The legs carrying the problem filling are opaque. The legs of the farmer-next-door tooth are not. The farmer-next-door has channels in his bandy legs, where the nerves run down into the gum. The problem farmer-tooth has no channels.

“I am not sure I can do the root canal here,” the dentist says. We discuss options, and costs, and I decide I want her to try to save the tooth.

“OK, I TRY not to give you pain,” the dentist says, then collapses on my shoulder laughing. My legs start shaking again.

I try to take deep breaths to calm down as the dentist starts giving me injections. After five I lose interest in counting. And then the drilling starts.

The dentist says something I don’t understand. After she repeats it a few times I understand she’s going to put “a rubber sheath” over my mouth. I taste balloon and feel like I’m going to suffocate. I feel braver than James Bond for not jumping up and running away.

More drilling, picking. I can taste Bacardi in my mouth and smell toast cooking. The dentist says something, which I’m sure means “bugger”. She says some other things to the nurse and I start dubbing the conversation in my head. “Holy crap,” the dentist says. “Better get me the turbo-charged drill.”

The nurse hands over equipment and pops lids off things and giggles. The dentist hums as if she’s dabbing water colours onto a canvas, not separating my pulp from my dentine with power tools.

And then, just when I think this dental experience will last forever, I notice that the dentist seems to be packing things into my tooth, rather than picking and digging things out. I semi-relax.

Then the balloon is taken off my mouth and I’m free. Flabby cheeked and thick-lipped, but free. The dentist massages the hinge of my jaw, which has been stuck open for more than an hour. I am so limp with relief I can hardly get out of the chair.

And then it’s instructions about antibiotics and painkillers and gargling with warm salty water. As I settle the bill and think about dinner, the dentist emerges from her little room.

“Friday?” she says.

“What? I thought you were finished.”

“No, I only drill two millimetres today. Friday, maybe two millimetres more. And again. Until we finish.”

And just like that, I’m not so relieved anymore.

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8 years ago

By: Barbara

A career girl who dropped out, traveled, found love, and never got around to going home again. Now wrangling a cross-cultural relationship and two third culture kids.


  1. Kristy says:

    having spent more hours in a dental chair in my adult life than I care to repeat, I am almost done with a major tooth rebuild including two new implants, a new bridge and two new crowns. I can honestly say, I feel your pain. Hang in there!
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    • Barbara says:

      Oh my… implants. That sounds just horrible. I have been very lucky in the tooth department, I think. Especially considering I come from a “bad teeth” family, with my aunt getting dentures when she was 19 and my mum told she’d be needing them before her 21st. She still has most of her own teeth now, though.

  2. Liv says:

    Gaaaah! You poor thing. Good luck!
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  3. Oh no! Hope everything goes well.
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  4. OH. MY. GOSH. i don’t know if i would have been brave enough to go back. the alternative, though…
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  5. Amy says:

    Oh, you poor thing! Good luck!
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    • Barbara says:

      Thanks Amy. Chiang Mai was actually a good place to have a toothache. I can’t imagine how I could have endured a day of that pain if I wasn’t able to get an appointment the same day. And I also can’t imagine what it would be like to have to travel to get to a dentist. Every bump in the road would have been a burning sword into my jaw. I was lucky, really, having the filling last so long and then explode somewhere convenient.

  6. What a gut-wrenching post! Hope you feel better!
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  7. Uck, going to the dentist is one of the worst things in the world! And we pay them so much to hurt us!
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  8. Aledys Ver says:

    Ohhh dear!! I’ve been through that experience a couple of times myself but never in another country. I am pretty sure that I need to do something about an implant I have in my mouth but I am freaking out already thinking that I have to go to a dentist here in the NL…
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  9. Yolanda says:

    Excellent post! I’ll definitely be pinning this !
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  10. robin says:

    I love that confusion that non-native speakers make between bored and boring. One of my students piped up in class the other day.

    “Sir, I am boring!”

    Everyone’s a critic.

    “Yes”, I replied. “You certainly are.”

    Good look with the tooth. I have an untreated cavity that has flared up in the past and that I am trying to ignore so, er, thanks for the reminder :/
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  11. This is my worst nightmare. Like Robin, I am reminded that I should get myself to the dentist pronto to fill a cavity (praying I don’t need anything more than that). Good luck!!
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